Seashell Listener T-Shirts

'This one holds over 15,000 oceanic sounds.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

Shellfie

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Shell Pods

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"This is it? No video?"

Clogged Shell

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"It's your mother calling."

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

'I can hear the sea.'