Seashell Listener Prints

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'This one holds over 15,000 oceanic sounds.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Shellfie

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Shell Pods

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"This is it? No video?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Clogged Shell

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

There it is – my dream beach house.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.