Seashell Fanatic Prints

"We will return to the soothing sounds of the sea in a moment..."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Shellfie

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Shell Pods

"This is it? No video?"

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Clogged Shell

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

There it is – my dream beach house.

'I can hear the sea.'

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

"The tide is out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message..."

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."