Seashell Fanatic Gifts

"We will return to the soothing sounds of the sea in a moment..."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

Shellfie

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Shell Pods

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"This is it? No video?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Clogged Shell

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"I've been evicted."

"The tide is out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message..."

'I can hear the sea.'

'You have ear wax.'

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'