Seashell Collecting Gifts

"We think this might be a shell company."

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

"Press one for a gurgle. Two for a whoosh or three for a splish splosh."

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside!

"The moment of peaceful ocean sounds has been brought to you by. . . !"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Before the sound of lapping water commences please confirm your bank details."

"It's your mother calling."

'Welcome to the sounds of the ocean. Listen carefully as our menu options have changed. To continue in Spanish, press one now...'

Cell Phone on Beaches

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'It's the ocean - for you.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

"It lets me be me."

'I'm very excited. I'm moving to a clam by the sea.'

'This is Margaret's mother. Thank you for being such a wonderful teacher. Enjoy your vacation.'

'Great! Now they're putting SPAM into seashells!'

Middle finger from a shell.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Passed over for a simple seashell, Stella was well and truly a washed up starfish!!

"The tide is out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message..."

"Do you mind?!"

'Sally,there's significant speculation that some of the seashells sold from your seaside seastore are supposedly stolen,'

It's that ear again, Pete! Call the police!

There it is – my dream beach house.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

A jogger listens to a conch

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.