Seashell Collectors Gifts

'When you hold this shell to your ear, you can hear my Mum snoring.'

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It must be the dead sea.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Shellfie

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Feeling for shells

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Shell Pods

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"This is it? No video?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Travellin' through?"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Clogged Shell

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

1930's bather.

There it is – my dream beach house.