Shell Collector Gifts

"We're more alike than you think."

'I'll be glad when you get your roof fixed.'

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

Housewarming Party

Malacologist

Snail to Slug.

'I really regret redeveloping into flats during the boom.'

'It must be the dead sea.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

Beach psychiatrist.

'You have ear wax.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'But on the bright side, I never worry about the housing booms and bubbles.'

Feeling for shells

"You must be rich. I could never afford a shell like that."

"I don't recommend extending into the basement."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail Homes

"Yeah, I feel sorry for the homeless too!"

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I am loving this tiny house thing."

"I come from a musical family."

"Sally was unsuccessful selling seashells on the seashore."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

There it is – my dream beach house.

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

For Sale By Owner

Pre-Owned Shells

'Sally,there's significant speculation that some of the seashells sold from your seaside seastore are supposedly stolen,'

'It's for you!'

Snail Love.

'I got a granny flat for my mum.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.