Shell Collecting Gifts

'Oh... and this one sounds like a huge wave!'

"Yes!!! I will marry you!"

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"I don't do windows."

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"This is it? No video?"

"Hold this seashell your ear and you can hear the sea...!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Grace For Flies

Packaging Russian Dolls

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

International Women's Day

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Director/Action Man toy.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Seagiraffes

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Robert Fripp

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