Collecting Shells Gifts

"Sally was unsuccessful selling seashells on the seashore."

1930's bather.

A conch shell for the deaf.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"If you knew what you looked like in there, you wouldn't be so happy."

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Shellfie

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"I've invested in property..."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Feeling for shells

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

Shell Pods

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"Travellin' through?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

"This is it? No video?"

For Sale By Owner

Snail Love.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'