Collecting Shells Gifts

"Sally was unsuccessful selling seashells on the seashore."

1930's bather.

A conch shell for the deaf.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"If you knew what you looked like in there, you wouldn't be so happy."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Shellfie

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"I've invested in property..."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Feeling for shells

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Shell Pods

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Travellin' through?"

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

"This is it? No video?"

Snail Love.