Sea Shell Collector Gifts

'Sounds of the Ocean can also be accessed at www.wave.com.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"When they hold us to their ears, you can hear the pulsing sound of their blood."

'Hamlet'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'It must be the dead sea.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Try me/try me/try me...

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Shellfie

Dog in casino.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Feeling for shells

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"