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'Sounds of the Ocean can also be accessed at www.wave.com.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"When they hold us to their ears, you can hear the pulsing sound of their blood."

'Hamlet'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Shellfie

Dog in casino.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Feeling for shells

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."