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"Travellin' through?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

Shellfie

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

I love the Shard

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Feeling for shells

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Shell Pods

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.