Souvenir Collectors T-Shirts

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Holiday: Been there done it!

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

'I went on a cruise and all I got was this T-shirt.'

Self raising Lazarus.

"I see you're wearing a Cambridge tie. What did you do there?"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Now that's an afro!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I love the Shard

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

I love Museum Shops

Sister Cities

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Travellin' through?"

Tin Man Visits New York

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Psychiatric convention"

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."