Collector Of Souvenirs T-Shirts

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"You're on a what?!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I love the Shard

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Sister Cities

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Posh Easter Egg

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Tin Man Visits New York

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

"Psychiatric convention"

Museum.

"Travellin' through?"

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.