Shell Collectors T-Shirts

Tortoise Mobile Home Sale.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Shellfie

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Feeling for shells

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Prepper Dog

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Shell Pods

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"You get one every time you order something online."

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Travellin' through?"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

"This is it? No video?"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."