Shell Collectors Pillows

Tortoise Mobile Home Sale.

It has nothing to do with paranoia. I was born with a shell!

It's so cute when she dresses up in your old shells.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Well....I could've done this!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'It must be the dead sea.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Shellfie

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Feeling for shells

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Prepper Dog

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Shell Pods

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"This is it? No video?"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

"Travellin' through?"

"You get one every time you order something online."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."