Seashell Collectors T-Shirts

'When you hold this shell to your ear, you can hear my Mum snoring.'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Shellfie

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Feeling for shells

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Shell Pods

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

"Travellin' through?"

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"This is it? No video?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

Clogged Shell

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

1930's bather.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

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