Collecting Seashells T-Shirts

Naval intelligence listening to a shell.

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Talking seashell

Clam Philosophy

"You really ought to have your hearing checked."

'You have ear wax.'

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Shellfie

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"I've invested in property..."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Feeling for shells

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Shell Pods

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.