Collecting Seashells T-Shirts

Naval intelligence listening to a shell.

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Talking seashell

Clam Philosophy

"You really ought to have your hearing checked."

'You have ear wax.'

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'It must be the dead sea.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Shellfie

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"I've invested in property..."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Feeling for shells

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Shell Pods

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'