Seashell Souvenir T-Shirts

According to this tabloid article, two guys who today are a basketabll referee and a politician, were friends as kids with a business selling seashells. The referee says that one sunny day while under an umbrella searching in the muck for shells they found a bunch of slimy, loose change. Or as the tabloid puts it "Whistleblower reveals pol's shady past with dirty money and a shell company!"

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

I love the Shard

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Shellfie

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

I love Museum Shops

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Shell Pods

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Travellin' through?"

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

"This is it? No video?"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Clogged Shell

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

There it is – my dream beach house.