Seashell Seller At Heart T-Shirts

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Shellfie

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Shell Pods

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"This is it? No video?"

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

Clogged Shell

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

There it is – my dream beach house.

"I've been evicted."

'I can hear the sea.'

'You have ear wax.'

"There were times I wished I was an oyster, but I'm happy as a clam."

"The tide is out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message..."

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."