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Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Middle finger from a shell.

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

'Bluetooth.'

"The tide is out at the moment so here is some music while you are waiting..."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Shellfie

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Shell Pods

"This is it? No video?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Clogged Shell

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

"It's your mother calling."

'You have ear wax.'

'I can hear the sea.'

"The tide is out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message..."