Seashell Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm on holiday'

Sea Shells For Sale

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Middle finger from a shell.

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

'Bluetooth.'

"The tide is out at the moment so here is some music while you are waiting..."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Shellfie

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Shell Pods

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"This is it? No video?"

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

Clogged Shell

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

There it is – my dream beach house.

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"It's your mother calling."

'You have ear wax.'