Seashell Seekers Gifts

"This is it? No video?"

Beach con-man.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Shellfie

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Well Earned Vacation"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Dolphin

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Shell Pods

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"I spy something blue."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'