Seashell Scavenger Gifts

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Shellfie

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Shell Pods

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

"This is it? No video?"

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

Clogged Shell

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"Are you willing to relocate?"