Sea Scavengers Gifts

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Boat wedding.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Revenge had come.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Romance on the Yacht

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Really Early Vikings