Sea Savior Gifts

Bottle being thrown onto waste barge from ocean liner.

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

Hold on - Now I need to part all this plastic.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"I told you this Save the Whales fad would come to haunt us!"

Ocean Plastic

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

OPEN ARMS cannot find European port

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

Coastguard

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

'Oh - It's you.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

'Did I put the recycling out?'

From trash to treasure

An angel crying

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

Last Blue Tuna.

The whale and the plastic bottle.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.