Sea Life Saver Gifts

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

Last Blue Tuna.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

An angry crude oil soaked King Neptune about to reap vengeance on two Oil Rig workers for the leak they have just created.

'I thought I was a goner until Fred cut the line...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"I don't do windows."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Coastguard

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

'No tipping please.'

'Oh - It's you.'

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

From trash to treasure

An angel crying

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

The whale and the plastic bottle.