Sea Life Protector Gifts

The whale and the plastic bottle.

A whaling ship has a fresh kill and the blood spills into the ship's wake forming the Japanese flag

"I think they are aliens sent here to eradicate all of us!"

The Food Chain

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"I don't do windows."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Japanese Whaling

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Making fun of Starfish.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

"Nope. No fish."

Marine Pollution