Marine Protector Gifts

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's OK guys, they're recreational SCUBA divers, not spear-fishermen...'

"We don't have life preservers. If we go down, you can float on all the plastic bottles in the water."

"If only there was a good guy with a hook!"

BP Oil Spill...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Japanese Whaling

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"We're trying to help you!"

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Marine Pollution

"Nope. No fish."

Climate Crisis and the Banks

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Climate change

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

The Procrastinator

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

Save the Humans.

Earth Reset Button.

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.