Marine Protector T-Shirts

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's OK guys, they're recreational SCUBA divers, not spear-fishermen...'

"We don't have life preservers. If we go down, you can float on all the plastic bottles in the water."

"If only there was a good guy with a hook!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Japanese Whaling

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"We're trying to help you!"

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Climate change

Marine Pollution

"Nope. No fish."

Climate Crisis and the Banks

Earth Reset Button.

Save the Humans.

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"Help!"