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The whale and the plastic bottle.

A whaling ship has a fresh kill and the blood spills into the ship's wake forming the Japanese flag

"I think they are aliens sent here to eradicate all of us!"

The Food Chain

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Japanese Whaling

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Making fun of Starfish.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Marine Pollution

The Procrastinator

"Nope. No fish."

'I've been tagged by a whaling commission, some environment people, a naval research team, a fishing group,some zoologists...'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.