Marine Protection T-Shirts

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

The Food Chain

"We’re a lending aquarium."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Japanese Whaling

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"International trade"

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

Marine Pollution

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

"You have sewage between your teeth."