Marine Protection T-Shirts

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

The Food Chain

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Japanese Whaling

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"International trade"

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Marine Pollution

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy