Navy Protectors T-Shirts

'I propose we trade services - you cure me of my delusions and I'll protect your navy.'

Servicemen.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

Japanese Whaling

Coronavirus

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"We're trying to help you!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

Marine Pollution

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Climate change

Admiral in the bath.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Climate Crisis and the Banks

"Nope. No fish."

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

Save the Humans.