Navy Protectors Gifts

'I propose we trade services - you cure me of my delusions and I'll protect your navy.'

Servicemen.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Coronavirus

Japanese Whaling

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

COWMIKAZES

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"We're trying to help you!"

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

The Procrastinator

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

Climate Crisis and the Banks

Admiral in the bath.

Climate change

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

"Nope. No fish."

Marine Pollution

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy