Protective Gear Gifts

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Cricket Accidents.

Geekasaurus.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Have a nice day"

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Anthrax scare.

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'

"Where did you get that?"

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"

Pick Your Own

A skateboarder falling on his head

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'

'Meet the boss and you'll see why even the clerical staff sometimes needs a hard hat!'

New grapefruit safety standard.

Safety wear for the hunted.

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

ACME Bullet Proof Vest Co.

"I need something sturdy enough to withstand the scrutiny of other parents."

"Roll bar."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"