Protective Gear Gifts

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Cricket Accidents.

Geekasaurus.

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

"Have a nice day"

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

I took up antkeeping.

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

Anthrax scare.

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"Where did you get that?"

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

Seems like overkill, Bob.

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"

A skateboarder falling on his head

How come you don't use sunscreen, nana? Who needs all those chemicals? Covering up works just as well. Plus I never know if it's on evenly. That's easy to tell. Right. It's where the dirt sticks. Bingo.

New grapefruit safety standard.

'Meet the boss and you'll see why even the clerical staff sometimes needs a hard hat!'

Pick Your Own

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'

Safety wear for the hunted.

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

ACME Bullet Proof Vest Co.

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"