Safety Gear Gifts

Safety wear for the hunted.

"I couldn't find my safety glasses."

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

Cricket Accidents.

"I finally found a look that covers all my flaws."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Cyclist

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"And a Richard Whiteley jacket. In case you get into trouble and need to attract attention."

Man takes off a crash test dummy mask, and explains: 'I wear it when I'm driving, you should see people get out of my way!'

'So I lost bicycle helmet. What about it?'

'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'

A skateboarder falling on his head

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"Roll bar."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Geekasaurus.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

"Have a nice day"

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"The new power suit — classic pinstripe with body armor."

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Anthrax scare.

'Steel tipped safety boots? You don't trust my dancing skills?'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"Where did you get that?"

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"