Safety Gadgets Gifts

Three Brand New Items from Our Latest Technophobia Catalog!

Cricket Accidents.

"You've got computer-breath."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Smartphone Sonogram

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Ready for a run!

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Chasebook for Dogs

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

The Poo-ber Autowalker

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Control. Options. Command. I wish!"

'Data Dude' magazine.

'Better check out what Dr. Figowitz is working on these days.'

People using mobile phones oblivious to the world around them.

"Sign of the times, eh?"

"Really?"

For temporary relief of symptoms due to cold or flu. May cause drowsiness. Use caution when operating machinery.