Security Gadget Collector Gifts

'Yes I suppose it is a bit more fiddly than a crooklock...'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Invest in technology."

'New Game'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Shark tower surveillance camera.

A spy

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Swiss Army Stove.

Geekasaurus.

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

US Camouflage School

'Mr. Schmenk will see you now...IN PERSON.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"Have a nice day"

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'I'm a Guard Dog alright: If there's a problem, I just need to press the panic button to raise the alarm...'

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Ye Old Antique Computers.

"I spent so much time shopping for productivity tools that I forgot to work."

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Anthrax scare.

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone just to hold all my apps!"

"Sign of the times, eh?"

Surveillance Camera Phones on the Premises.

"Where did you get that?"