Smart Gadget Collector Gifts

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"Invest in technology."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'New Game'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Geeks and their dogs.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Ready for a run!

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Old and new technologies

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Swiss Army Stove.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

US Camouflage School

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.