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'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"Invest in technology."

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Ready for a run!

Old and new technologies

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Geeks and their dogs.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Swiss Army Stove.

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

US Camouflage School

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'Hot indeed.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.