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"I feel stupid calling tech support for a toaster."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Please feel free to browse."

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

Automatic conscience clearer

Cuckoo blender

Bananas eye the blender

The cannibal's version of a vending machine.

"I'm in way over my head"

'Yes I suppose it is a bit more fiddly than a crooklock...'

"My 'smart' doll doesn't say much, but she sure is a good listener!"

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

'I should never have run off with him.'

"And how exactly am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?"

'It's pop-up toast rack.'

'Remember when, if we needed a new toaster, we just took our money out of one bank and put it in another!'

Receiving the early-Morning T-Mail

"You're getting toast, not waffles. Our appliances have been hacked, and the refrigerator is planning our meals."

Sign # 22 that security concerns have gone too far: Toasters that are password protected.

Selfie sticks growing on trees.

'Do you have a silent can opener? I have 3 dogs who pile all over me.'

Home Appliances Marathon

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