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'Remember when, if we needed a new toaster, we just took our money out of one bank and put it in another!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Jim's Smart Kettle

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

Origin of the 'spork'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Flatware Follies.

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"The Toast Whisperer"

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Appliance Theatre

Cuckoo blender

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Bananas eye the blender

Teapot

"I'm in way over my head"

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

"...includes Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, MP3 player, USB 3.0 and an SD card reader. This is one sweet toaster!"

'As usual, tech support is busy.'

"And how exactly am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?"

Receiving the early-Morning T-Mail

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'