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'Remember when, if we needed a new toaster, we just took our money out of one bank and put it in another!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Jim's Smart Kettle

Origin of the 'spork'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Flatware Follies.

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

"The Toast Whisperer"

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Bananas eye the blender

Cuckoo blender

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

"Good Boy." (Dog sits in chair, reading newspaper. Next to him, on a table, is a trophy inscribed with "Good Boy.")

He sold appliances.

Teapot

Appliance Theatre

"I'm in way over my head"

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

'I should never have run off with him.'

'As usual, tech support is busy.'

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

"...includes Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, MP3 player, USB 3.0 and an SD card reader. This is one sweet toaster!"

'It's pop-up toast rack.'