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F&E Kitchen Supplies. Our inventory of cookwear is low just when people want to buy it for Thanksgiving! Uh-oh, caught with our pans down!

"Got the cookware in the divorce, huh?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

Party time.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

Michel Roux Jr

'My French is not so good.'

'It's a spork!'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Cooking without Jamie Oliver

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Origin of the 'spork'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

Flatware Follies.