Collecting Dishware T-Shirts

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

"Profiling!"

An attempt at kitchen cabinet stand-up comedy. Dinner is on me tonight!

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Scales

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

'It's a spork!'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Origin of the 'spork'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Flatware Follies.

The Spoonish Inquisition

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Cool bulls.

There's a fork in the road.

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

Bananas eye the blender

'This is not what I meant last night when I asked you to spoon me.'

Love cutlery

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'