Collecting Dishware Pillows

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

"Profiling!"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

Scales

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

A Fork-lift.

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Origin of the 'spork'

Flatware Follies.

The Spoonish Inquisition

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Cool bulls.

There's a fork in the road.

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Love cutlery

Fork reading newspaper

Bananas eye the blender

Teapot

A cheese grater has won a boxing match against a block of cheese - 'I am the grater!'

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'