Tableware Collectors Pillows

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Posh Easter Egg

Shall I be mother?

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

Tupperware Wolf

'It's a spork!'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Origin of the 'spork'

Salvage Hunters

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

Fork reading newspaper

'This is not what I meant last night when I asked you to spoon me.'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Teapot

Love cutlery

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"Profiling!"

Bananas eye the blender

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.