Tableware Collectors Pillows

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Posh Easter Egg

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Shall I be mother?

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Tupperware Wolf

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

A Fork-lift.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Origin of the 'spork'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

"Profiling!"

Fork reading newspaper

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Bananas eye the blender

Love cutlery

Teapot

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

"If you're really man's best friend, how come your food never comes with cutlery?"