Tableware Collector Pillows

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Shall I be mother?

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

Tupperware Wolf

A Fork-lift.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Origin of the 'spork'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"Profiling!"

Teapot

Fork reading newspaper

Bananas eye the blender

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Love cutlery

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

"If you're really man's best friend, how come your food never comes with cutlery?"

Forklift truck

"Should we start without him?"