Tableware Collector Gifts

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Shall I be mother?

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'It's a spork!'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

Tupperware Wolf

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Origin of the 'spork'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Salvage Hunters

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Love cutlery

"Good Boy." (Dog sits in chair, reading newspaper. Next to him, on a table, is a trophy inscribed with "Good Boy.")

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Bananas eye the blender

Fork reading newspaper

'This is not what I meant last night when I asked you to spoon me.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"Profiling!"

Teapot

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Too-Much-Coffee Table.