"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"
Tableware Collecting Gifts
Looking for a gift for a tableware enthusiast? Our collection features witty, charming designs that turn everyday dinnerware into a delightful display of personality. Whether they're into vintage, modern, or quirky styles, find something that adds a special touch to their collection and makes every meal memorable.
'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'
'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'
"Got any bathtub gin?"
"Just what is a runcible spoon?"
'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'
He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.
'It's a spork!'
Tupperware Wolf
"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."
A Fork-lift.
'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'
Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'
'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'
Origin of the 'spork'
'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'
'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'
Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...
The Spoonish Inquisition
Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.
"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."
'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'
Cool bulls.
There's a fork in the road.
"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"
Fork reading newspaper
"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."
'This is not what I meant last night when I asked you to spoon me.'
Love cutlery
"Profiling!"
Teapot
'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'
Bananas eye the blender
'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'
'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'
Tableware Collecting Gifts Collection
Tableware Collecting Mugs
Discover a wide range of mugs designed for tableware collectors. Find unique, witty mugs that make every morning special and reflect their collecting passion.
Tableware Collecting Pillows
Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with pillows inspired by tableware collecting. Comfortable, charming, and collectible.
Tableware Collecting Prints
Find artistic prints that highlight the beauty and charm of collectible tableware pieces. Perfect for decorating their collection space or home.
Tableware Collecting T-Shirts
Explore our fun and quirky t-shirts ideal for tableware enthusiasts. Perfect for wearing their passion proudly and showcasing their collecting spirit.