Kitchenware Collecting Gifts

Bread bin. Shortbread bin

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Scales

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'It's a spork!'

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

Origin of the 'spork'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Flatware Follies.

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

The Spoonish Inquisition

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"So much to do... so little time."

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."